flower-fairie:

you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish 

(via caravanslost)

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

(via accio-frappuccino)

milesjai:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

(Source: darkladysatan, via ut-deo)