whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

(via onemidgetless)

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

(via thecorruptedquietone)

gnumblr:

I can’t believe my cousin is serving children at her wedding

sexorcize:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

You all know this is gonna be us as grandparents

(via vermontsfinest)

crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

(Source: vein, via andrewquo)

whosuperlockedyou:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

image

u ok jen

this took me too long to realize this isnt a photo of two girls with jared.

(Source: supernatural-fuel, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

nerdyninjanicole:

Even though she grew up playing football, shooting hoops and running races against all the boys in her neighborhood, U.S. 800-meter champion Alysia Montano never wanted to be thought of as one of them.

As a result, she started wearing a flower behind her right ear to remind the boys they were getting beat by a girl.

"The flower to me means strength with femininity. I think that a lot of people say things like you run like a girl. That doesn’t mean you have to run soft or you have to run dainty. It means that you’re strong."

(Source)

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

baebees:

pixiepienix:

quazza:

juilan:

what the fuck?

fuck. fuck. fuck. fu   ck

i am scared of america

oh ym god

(Source: stoicsilence, via zosie)

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

(via anxiety-senpai)