fordasaurus

bootyscientist:

youngharlemnigga:

swolizard:

eod2007:

swolizard:

I aint ever tagging shit as NSFW bitch you at work get the fuck off tumblr and earn that skrilla I aint sensoring the bootyass and tiddybreasts I reblog cause you wanna not be a productive member of your team

Is there an American translation for this?

that depends

are your lips and chin ever gonna come out of hiding?

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Goddamit man

he bouta drop that drone on ya house boi u betta turn ya location off

edturd

librarienne:

direcartographies:

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.